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Greg Tamblyn CD cover with photo of Greg talking into old-time wall phone and the title: Analog Brain In A Digital World."

ADVISORY: Greg's songs contain anti-depressive lyrics.

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    Physical Albums (CDs)

    All CDs come with a free download of the entire album so you can start listening immediately.

    CDs contain some combination of positive songs, story songs, funny songs, comedy songs, and my best motivational songs. Click on each CD cover to read a description of the contents.

    To see and listen to all the tracks included on each CD, please click on the SECOND album title under each CD, the one after the phrase "includes a download of the album..."  Thanks and sorry for any confusion.

    The Grand Design: Two CD Set
    • The Grand Design: Two CD Set

    The Grand Design: Two CD Set

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    $21.99

    Double CD: One disc of in-studio motivational songs (with world-class musicians!) about Big Love, connection, science, spirituality. Contains award winning songs "All These Atoms" and "Holy Now." Plus award-nominated, uplifting songs, "The Grand Design" and "Writer's Block." Includes extensive liner notes and lyrics booklet with positive song lyrics. Disc 2 contains live comedy songs and bits with just myself, a guitar, a hilarious audience, and these 11 funny feel good songs. Appropriate for the whole family.

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    Art From The Heart: CD
    • Art From The Heart: CD

    Art From The Heart: CD

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    $13.99

    Three hilarious songs followed by six uplifting songs about Big Love, healthy relationships, self-determination, and spirituality. Includes award-winner "Heart of the Mother" and award nominated, good mood songs "So Much Love" and one of my best true story songs "Stand Like Mountain, Move Like Water."

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    How Could Life Be Better Than This: CD
    • How Could Life Be Better Than This: CD
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    $13.99

    "Just Plain Folks Music Awards" nominee for "Best Contemporary Album." In-studio tracks with world-class musicians. Featuring motivational songs about the rainforest, immigration, friendship, forgiveness, oneness. Positive songs about simplicity, healthy relationships, growing up, and even the life lessons of golf.

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    The Shootout At The I'm OK, You're OK Corral: CD
    • The Shootout At The I'm OK, You're OK Corral: CD
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    $13.99

    Six funny songs about personal growth and transformation, followed by five inspirational songs about similar themes. Featuring award winning songs "Just A Little Soul Hanging Out In Space," "Love Will Come Around," and probably the most requested of my story songs: "Unconditional Love (The True Story Of Evy McDonald)."

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    No Credentials Whatsoever: CD
    • No Credentials Whatsoever: CD

    No Credentials Whatsoever: CD

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    $13.99

    Five comedy songs with funny song titles and funny song lyrics about school grades, climate change, inner guides, love at first sight, and beer commercials. Followed by five positive songs about simplicity, the hero's journey, Big Love, using your gifts, and a wedding song. Some of my best motivational songs.

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    Half Price Bundle!
    • Half Price Bundle!
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    $49.99

    All 6 of my albums (includes 7 CDs) plus my humorous, feel-good book "Atilla The Gate Agent." Get a humongous discount of 53% - only $49.99 for everything - including free shipping in the U.S.

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    Intro Bundle Save 30%
    • Intro Bundle Save 30%
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    $24.99

    The perfect intro to my songs and stories. The Grand Design double CD: one disc of funny, live songs and stories, one disc of heartfelt songs about connecting. Plus "Atilla," my popular book of amusing, uplifting true stories from the road.

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    USB Flash Drives

    Greg's Complete Songs and Stories (Published)
    • Greg's Complete Songs and Stories (Published)

    Greg's Complete Songs and Stories (Published)

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    $49.95

    These are a great little device to plug music directly into your computer, or into a newer car with no CD player. Includes all 6 of my albums: 77 tracks plus lyrics and cover art. Includes ePub and Mobi (kindle) ebook copies of my book "Atilla The Gate Agent" (alternate title: "Normally Peculiar"). These are customized individually so I can also

    These are a great little device to plug music directly into your computer, or into a newer car with no CD player. Includes all 6 of my albums: 77 tracks plus lyrics and cover art. Includes ePub and Mobi (kindle) ebook copies of my book "Atilla The Gate Agent" (alternate title: "Normally Peculiar"). These are customized individually so I can also add more stuff if you like. Plenty of room on these drives (2 gigs!) for your own files too. Add music, or documents you need to transfer, your own photos, videos, etc. FREE SHIPPING

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    Greg's Book of Funny Inspirational Stories

    Atilla The Gate Agent (Travel Tales and Life Lessons From a Musical Lafologist). 100 pages
    • Atilla The Gate Agent (Travel Tales and Life Lessons From a Musical Lafologist). 100 pages

    Atilla The Gate Agent (Travel Tales and Life Lessons From a Musical Lafologist). 100 pages

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    $12.99

    Join award-winning songwriter and humorist Greg Tamblyn on a journey to find humor, kindness and inspiration in unexpected places! His highly entertaining humor book of short, funny inspirational stories is guaranteed to revitalize any reader, and steer them to the path of hope and optimism. Filled with comical characters, improbable obstacles, and

    Join award-winning songwriter and humorist Greg Tamblyn on a journey to find humor, kindness and inspiration in unexpected places! His highly entertaining humor book of short, funny inspirational stories is guaranteed to revitalize any reader, and steer them to the path of hope and optimism. Filled with comical characters, improbable obstacles, and life lessons you’ll want to share over and over, the best thing about this book is that it’s all completely true.

    Discover Bog Snorkeling in Ireland, and quirky inspirational characters like Patch Adams. Chuckle over thousands of birds inside a Mexican bus station, and floating a player piano down a river in Alaska. Learn how one woman healed herself from Lou Gehrig's disease, and the real reasons everyone should visit Kansas. (At least once, anyway.) Enjoy Greg's life lessons from the sewers of Paris, and the touching-yet-amusing way his family donated his father's ashes to the local golf course. Learn what NOT to give the Dalai Lama's official biographer, and meet Atilla The Gate Agent herself.

    REVIEWS and QUOTES:

    "In 'Atilla The Gate Agent' Greg Tamblyn strips away the seriousness of life, and exposes the humorous side we often miss. Tamblyn is a contemporary Mark Twain, who once remarked, 'I have known a great many troubles in my life, most of which never happened.' Buy ten copies of 'Atilla The Gate Agent' - one for you and nine for your friends. You'll make the world a better place." - Larry Dossey, MD, author of "Space, Time, and Medicine" and many other best sellers.

    "It's about time Greg Tamblyn wrote a book. His song lyrics have been inspiring us for so long now. He sneakily delivers the insight and wisdom of the best self-help books, but is way funnier!" - Pam Grout, author of "E-Squared" and other best sellers

    "A delightful read! Greg Tamblyn's ability to tell a good story rivals his exceptional talent as a singer-songwriter." - Dr. Mardy Grothe, author of "Oxymoronica," "I Never Metaphor I Didn't Like" and many others.

    "Laugh and Learn on this travel adventure with a suspiciously healthy guide. Greg Tamblyn will provide you with some contagious ideas to help you turn the stuff you have to deal with into fertilizer for growth." - Bowen White, MD, author of "Why Normal Isn't Healthy" and "The Clinicians Guide To Spirituality"

    FROM READERS:

    "I just finished your book 'Atilla the Gate Agent' and loved it! 'Chairman Mao's Lighter' and 'Stand Like Water........'" are two of my favorites. Your wit and insight shine through all the stories. Thanks." - Ralph Diamond, Cape Cod MA

    “Your book is good medicine. You have a little Dave Barry meets Mark Twain meets Harlan Ellison meets Hugh Prather meets Chuang Tsu vibe going on. As if they all got together and created an unholy creation (after everyone called them mad): you.” - Rabbi Steve Vale

    I truly enjoyed your compendium of true short stories. What a marvelous collection of essays recounting some of the inward and outward journeys you've experienced as you've traveled across the country and around the globe. I found reading your book such a pleasure. - David Brush

    “I just got home from choir practice where I had your book tucked in a sleeve in my binder. As I was turning the pages, your book fell out and all the people around me recognized it! One person picked it up and held it up to many others nearby and said "Hey, look what she has!" Of course, that started a conversation of how much we enjoyed you! I almost got scolded for disrupting choir practice.” - Michele Day

    “Greg, I am in middle of reading your book and just absolutely adore it! I cannot thank you enough for sharing your stories.” - Alex Newman

    “A girlfriend and I were reading your hilarious book at bedtime. We laughed so hard at times tears ran down our faces and we couldn't finish our sentences. Others in the house were wondering what we were doing. I love the book and now have a 2nd copy to share with others.” - Mary Ann, Phoenix AZ

    “Just had to tell you that I was feeling down and then remembered your humorous book I bought when you were in concert in Tacoma. Reading a different story each morning...feeling better. Read it just when I needed to. Thanks for writing it.” - Shelly, Seattle WA

    “Hi Greg! I've been home sick for 2 days with a cold, and ran out of reading material. Luckily I found your book, which I had purchased at your concert. What a terrific, inspiring, funny book. Loved the stories of Evy McDonald and Patch Adams, and of course all your own stories. Thanks!” - Pat, Kansas City

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    Digital Books

    Normally Peculiar (eBook version of Atilla The Gate Agent): EPUB (Apple reader, etc. including KINDLE)
    • Normally Peculiar (eBook version of Atilla The Gate Agent): EPUB (Apple reader, etc. including KINDLE)

    Normally Peculiar (eBook version of Atilla The Gate Agent): EPUB (Apple reader, etc. including KINDLE)

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    $3.99

    Please read the description and reviews of "Atilla The Gate Agent" above. Everything there applies to "Normally Peculiar" except that a few of the stories have been expanded for the eBook. NOTE: this is the ePUB version of the eBook. As of August 2022, this is now the format for Kindle readers.

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    Frequently purchased together

    Normally Peculiar (eBook version of Atilla The Gate Agent): EPUB (Apple reader, etc. including KINDLE)
    Greggest Hits Vol. 2
    $3.99
    $9.99

    "Analog Brain in a Digital World" t-shirts

    Image of Greg Tamblyn t-shirt with slogan: analog brain in a digital world, white lettering on black shirt.

    Caption on t-shirt is easily readable from 6 feet away. Includes Free U.S. Shipping

    Humorous T-Shirt For You and Your Analog Brain Friends
    • Humorous T-Shirt For You and Your Analog Brain Friends

    Humorous T-Shirt For You and Your Analog Brain Friends

    Size

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    $22.99

    This funny t-shirt is a true look-getter and conversation starter. If people ask what it means, you can let them know it means our brains are happier doing one thing at a time - not multitasking! White lettering on black Hanes high-quality t-shirt. CURRENTLY OUT OF SIZE MEDIUM. PLENTY OF L, XL, 2XL IN STOCK. They tend to run a bit small, and can

    This funny t-shirt is a true look-getter and conversation starter. If people ask what it means, you can let them know it means our brains are happier doing one thing at a time - not multitasking! White lettering on black Hanes high-quality t-shirt. CURRENTLY OUT OF SIZE MEDIUM. PLENTY OF L, XL, 2XL IN STOCK. They tend to run a bit small, and can shrink easily if you want them to. I typically wear a Medium shirt so I wear a Large in this.

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    Songbook

    Greg Tamblyn Songbook
    • Greg Tamblyn Songbook

    Greg Tamblyn Songbook

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    $20.95

    (FREE SHIPPING IN U.S.) Contains these 7 songs: The Grand Design, All These Atoms, Unconditional Love (The Story of Evy), Love Will Come Around, Love Is Real, (Can't You Just) Feel My Love, Ready To Use The Gifts I've Been Given. "All These Atoms" is lead sheet only, the other 6 are full piano/guitar arrangements. Includes a free download of "Ready

    (FREE SHIPPING IN U.S.) Contains these 7 songs: The Grand Design, All These Atoms, Unconditional Love (The Story of Evy), Love Will Come Around, Love Is Real, (Can't You Just) Feel My Love, Ready To Use The Gifts I've Been Given. "All These Atoms" is lead sheet only, the other 6 are full piano/guitar arrangements. Includes a free download of "Ready To Use The Gifts I've Been Given."

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    MilkSnort! The Joke Game